Gig review of Goldie Lookin' Chain

Gig Date: Wednesday, 7th September 2005 | 609 page views.

Goldie Lookin' Chain @ HMV

By Holden DeForge

On a whistlestop tour of HMV's around the country to promote current single 'Your Missus Is A Nutter' the GLC have the security guards twitching as Eggsy commands "everyone steal something from the shelves... NOW!!!!". It's easy to write off Goldie Lookin' Chain as a novelty act and there's no denying a large part of their appeal is in their comedy value, but since when was it bad to have lyrics that make you smile?

We get the new single of course which is swiftly followed by 'Bad Boy Limp', an ode to those Claims Direct adverts, which is dedicated to Ricky Wilson. "Forget about the bones you're breaking, think of all the cash you're making!" After 'Charm School' comes 'Guns Don't Kill People (Rappers Do)' which proves that the GLC cut it musically, it's not become tired despite heavy airplay and it's a kickass tune. Closing with another new tune 'Hit Song' (... "this is just another shit song that you heard on your radio") the GLC have certainly boosted sales of their forthcoming album and proved they will be strong enough to ride out any criticism.

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Comments

performingchimp wrote...

playing in a shop is not a gig, it's a "celebrity appearance".

As such I'd like to review the time I met David Bellamy.

It was at a service station on the way back from a late night gig in a country and western band I was working with at the time. We didn't need fuel, but we pulled the tiny suzuki van into the station anyhow, for a break and some coffee.

Tony (vibrations) stayed in the car I think, but myself and bandleader Col got out. The electric doors of the station parted for a large, white haired and bearded gentleman leaving the shop. I noticed his t-shirt first - it displayed a picture of a badger and a pun to poor to recall right now, as I'm hammered.

I looked again at the man's face. The badger T-shirt had stirred a memory within me.

"David Bellamy".

The words left my lips before I realised their significance. He heard me. He looked up. As his eyes met mine, a moment past that seemed to last for an hour. His steely glare was impossible to read - would he snap my brittle neck like a twig, or merely scoff at me and walk away.

But then, mercifully, a smile broke out on his wisened old face. I beamed with joy.

"Hello!" he said.

"Hello!" I retorted, convivially.

And off he went.

Profile | Posted 8th September 2005 at 02:02   back to article

daz xi wrote...

A such i would like to review the time I had a wee next to Dennis Taylor. He's got a tiny weener.

Profile | Posted 8th September 2005 at 10:18   back to article

Big Stu wrote...

I met Terry Waite once, he's massive!

Profile | Posted 8th September 2005 at 12:09   back to article

Big Stu wrote...

By which I mean he's tall. I didn't get to see his weener, it wasn't that sort of meeting.

Profile | Posted 8th September 2005 at 12:10   back to article

TomCusic wrote...

Friend of a friend nutted bombhead from hollyoaks once, does that count?

Profile | Posted 10th September 2005 at 00:24   back to article

performingchimp wrote...

not unless you were there. You need to have been there in order to review it.

Nutting someone called "bombhead" is brave, but necessary

Profile | Posted 11th September 2005 at 11:23   back to article

The_Dancing_Badger wrote...

Reviewing David Bellamy and his Badger T Shirt is a stoke of genius. No, actually it's an act of demi-godness. Does anyone know what an act of demi-godness is? No, me neither. But bob-on anyway. Get In!

Profile | Posted 11th September 2005 at 21:24   back to article

performingchimp wrote...

yes i am a demi-godess

Profile | Posted 16th September 2005 at 16:25   back to article

Chris Woolford wrote...

I should add that I have also met David Bellamy.

He presented me with an award for being environmentally friendly while at Primary School.

He thought I was called Chris Wood-ford.

Twat!

Profile | Posted 19th September 2005 at 11:27   back to article

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